alwaysbelieveinfutures: tincanlantern: The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs I am 300% done with you guys.
lusture: lusture: omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst...
Current state of Tumblr fandoms:
ncbnutcase: swan2swan: trishna87: lexirose-is-cool: Supernaturalists: ”Nobody died, but somehow this hurts more.” Whovians: *confused rage* Sherlockians: “So when’s season 3 again?” Fannibals: “[Cannibalism joke]” (so many cannibalism jokes) GoT Fandom: ”Oh look finally PARTY TIEMS IN GoT! Edmure’s wedding is gonna party rock! SO MUCH DANCING AND singing..” “When?” ...
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
this-is-assgard: jakemalik: me and my dog almost starved fuCKING CRHIST
shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces
ncbnutcase replied to your post: Windpipe, Hips, Fingers Basic waltz, you say? ;) Haha yiss :3
Ugh. Stomach ache. Headache. Tired. Brother is being a pain and calling me “pissy” every time he provokes me. I would get angry but I’m too out of it. Lesson learned: never eat that curry again. What tastes fine when you’re dealing with bronchitis and taking antibiotics isn’t always a good choice when you need a quick meal. Egh.
ncbnutcase: spartanpaladin: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
Anonymous asked: Windpipe, Hips, Fingers
Message me a body part, this looks so interesting
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?
please ask meeee
icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
Just finished Kare Kano. Loved it so fricking much omg~~~~ But I remembered why it took me so long to actually watch the whole thing. The subtitles were infuriating. Whoever did it didn’t seem to understand that humans generally can’t read a whole paragraph in a single frame. Also, in the dub, none of the onscreen words were translated. At all. So it’s either read subtitles...
xere-the-sun-risesx: WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL! REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!
bitch-i-might-be-hannibal: whatsgoingon12: riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their favourite character the lyrics they write on their hands the colours they wear which murder weapon they prefer how they make their tea .wait i knew something wasn’t right here who the hell writes lyrics on their hands
kim-stoppable: uisge—beatha: ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I...
A horrific, tragic terrorist attack happened today...
Gah. So I had mom get a food that I remembered loving when I was sick once, because I hadn’t had it in ages. The thing I forgot was that it’s REALLY FRICKING HOT. I didn’t remember it being quite this spicy… owww my tongue… Also I can feel it back where my wisdom teeth are starting to poke up. WEIRD.
the-fandoms-are-cool: darrynek: hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
My dad just got an iphone. As he walks upstairs, I hear “Damn it. I’m going to the dark side.”
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
sweetthinspiration: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY PEED!
joolabee: joolabee: joolabee: the word “stop” has been frozen at the center of my screen for several days now. Literally nothing makes it go away and I just inception my friend saw this post and came over to fix the problem but not before we
lady-out-of-time: hetawholockvengerstuck: im-deadpool-god-dammit: I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side but from straight on it just looks scared and confused Just like the United States